And I thought I was nuts….

I knew the world was certified nuts, at least that is what urs truly thought about the world. Now, what have I found?? Yup, Antony thankfully mailed me something that I thought helps me prove my point!! Well the subject of the mail was well, “Proof that world is NUTS”… and here are my comments with the mail quoted :-D!! 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

Oooh… That makes a ton of sense!!

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

I wonder if they look any different through the mirror? Maybe if reversed, they don’t look the same

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

A BRICK?? Ok….  

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

And I thought just “going blind” was bad!!

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time!
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Hmmm… Let’s all think for a moment here. Can there be another job better than this in the WORLD???

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Ah! Talk about justice!!!

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

But of course! How does that become a law? Isn’t that common (non)sense??

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the  act.

Makes one shudder at the thought – the mother-in-law watching you during the act? No wonder married men hate their mother-in-laws. Must have started here!! Hmmm, and this ain’t voyeur mind you! So, all peeping toms just need a sex change and adopt a girl child! [YUCK!!!]

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”

Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Who volunteers for this stuff? And how much money was spent on this research? I demand justice, ze Hong Kong ishtyle!! :-D!

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Naughty Flippy, no wonder he smiles so much…

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

From drinking little bottles of?

Did the government actually pay for this research??

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Ah, geez. There goes the comforting thought that they “feed” of nec(k)tar!!

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

That ain’t anything new. I know some people like that!!

Starfish don’t have brains.

I know some people like that, too!!

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!

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